your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nude
This includes letting your ideas, stories and head-canons marinate in your head on a daily basis to the point of not writing any of it down because you’re either afraid of how it will turn out or too fucking lazy to write that shit down.
it doesnt matter if the glass is half full or half empty all that matter is if the glass contains vodka
plot twist: people begin to find you attractive in real life and not just on tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to find me attractive on Tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to think I’m attractive.
Plot twist: People begin to think
This is what my life has come to.
this day is totally one of the worst days of my life, just putting that outthere
how dare u have a better body than me when i don’t work out at all
the main thing i hate about christmas is the fact i am too poor to buy lovely gifts for all the sweet people in my life that deserve them